February 2010
11 posts
and then I burned my hand
and screamed and laughed and wanted to cry, then directed dinner casually perched on a high chair, the whole time sucking air and trying not to cry. please cut my meat.
Feb 1st
January 2010
23 posts
omg
justafrog: It appears that I’ve reached a point in my life where I’d rather just pay an incorrect bill than attempt to challenge customer service. its just so true
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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in my life
I have been better off knowing few people (so far right, I’m still such a pup!) the fact that this photo exists well that’s reason enough to keep the birth control patch securely fastened on my ass. I’m such a bab(y)
Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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Complaint #565
whitewhine: A little cut on my thumb is causing me tremendous pain when I try to use the trackball on my Blackberry. -Whine by @mitchblum omg.  it’s me.  sans berry.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
one day, I'll be a success
in a multinational corporation or a soccer mom which ever path that my footwear chooses im sure Ill still be a closet drunk in either calvin klein or spanx so hopeful “i like your outlook”
Jan 24th
on engineers
“engineering rings symbolize stability, money, and proof that your partner is infinitely less cool than you are”
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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hello there
up early places to be clients to register sadness to follow. eat a good lunch today.  you’re going to need it.
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
oh god oh god
i can’t breathe.
Jan 20th
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Jan 14th
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in which our fearless heroine contemplates asking...
I turned everything on it’s head and now will be required to take on some sort of second job.  this is temporary, I’m sure, but it’s also recessonistic.  the idea of having sex for money is the fourth thing on my list - here are the top three. 1. weekend dog walker. take on a few clients, give the dog that was free a good weekend of fun, and keep some dignity. pluses - the...
Jan 10th