February 2010
11 posts
and then I burned my hand
and screamed and laughed and wanted to cry, then directed dinner casually perched on a high chair, the whole time sucking air and trying not to cry.
please cut my meat.
January 2010
23 posts
omg
justafrog:
It appears that I’ve reached a point in my life where I’d rather just pay an incorrect bill than attempt to challenge customer service.
its just so true
in my life
I have been better off knowing few people (so far right, I’m still such a pup!)
the fact that this photo exists well that’s reason enough to keep the birth control patch securely fastened on my ass.
I’m such a bab(y)
Complaint #565
whitewhine:
A little cut on my thumb is causing me tremendous pain when I try to use the trackball on my Blackberry.
-Whine by @mitchblum
omg. it’s me. sans berry.
one day, I'll be a success
in a multinational corporation
or a soccer mom
which ever path
that my footwear chooses
im sure Ill still be a closet drunk
in either calvin klein
or spanx
so hopeful
“i like your outlook”
on engineers
“engineering rings symbolize stability, money, and proof that your partner is infinitely less cool than you are”
hello there
up early
places to be
clients to register
sadness to follow.
eat a good lunch today. you’re going to need it.
oh god oh god
i can’t breathe.
in which our fearless heroine contemplates asking...
I turned everything on it’s head and now will be required to take on some sort of second job. this is temporary, I’m sure, but it’s also recessonistic. the idea of having sex for money is the fourth thing on my list - here are the top three.
1. weekend dog walker.
take on a few clients, give the dog that was free a good weekend of fun, and keep some dignity.
pluses - the...