December 2009
29 posts
omg
dont you just love it here, I just love it here
glad I have a brother
A one sided conversation:
“Oh I heard you had the flu…”
“Well did you get a shot?”
“Well, at least you don’t have to eat…
“Oh is there a house on?”
“Yeah but is it new?”
“Are you warm?”
“Yeah like a fever…no.”
“Do you have tums? Is it a tums sort of thing?”
“Ok.”
...
how things have changed
he was here
now he’s not
beer was drunk
and puked
charlie peed
only twice
started a fire
made some metaphors
life was good
I’m fat.
hystronics
I freaked today. maybe it was the result of not freaking in the shower when the water wouldn’t drain.
went out on limb. decided to get the ends cleaned up.
cliches are around for a reason. I hate getting my hair cut. hate it.
and then to top it all off, she took of six inches too many.
six.
too many!
looking back, hours later, I did overreact. and I am sorry.
but when I said I...
fuckyeahangst
floatingheat:
Im not comfortable unless I’m uncomfortable
I’m not happy unless I’m unhappy
etc
bless you.
and this is how I know
or came to realize, this am in the shower, that astrology is fucked.
you and k.black are the same sign!
here is how I knew
that my emotional capabilities had developed
after weeks of showering with a slow draining shower, I finally put in a request for drano. when that drano DID NOT work, I didn’t stomp my feet or whine. I just took another shitty shower.
cog, wheel.
been busy
been rainy
been cold
been balmy
been hungry
been tired
ate
slept
drank coffee
wired.
gossip girl/and then I died
I said “have you heard the new jay z song, the new york one?”
“aren’t all of jay z’s songs about new york?”
and then
I died.
for a moment, everything was ok
floatingheat:
then I had my ritual ‘I’m a drone destined for eternal toil’ panic attack. The kind where I get the spins and imagine projectile vomiting over my keyboard, double monitor, coffee mug and down to the plastic office chairmat.
and THEN I noticed the rip in the crotch of my A game work pants. and that makes things worse in several distinct ways
oh man. but you did make us laugh,...
it's the
1. most wonderful time of the year
2. hap-happiest season of all
or
3. prelude to the bleakest month of all
someone slam the breaks.
bape:
Oh hai 14C office.
my office was 12 the other day. by lunch it was a steamy 15. that’s why I wear long underwear to work :(
she seemed ok
but then I saw her feet
and I just knew
the unraveling of elizabeth had begun.
pedi sked for the weekend, thank gawd.
Complaint #541 - IRL Whine
whitewhine:
Few things in life disappoint me as much as a mediocre egg salad sandwich.
-Whine by @Comixace
omg egg salad on the brain.
fuckyeahheadhunted
floatingheat:
“We are wondering if you would have time first thing on Friday to meet us for coffee to talk about the position we are offering. Let us know what time would work for you.
BTW the view is way better from our offices here at [redacted] than over at the [redacted… where I am now]J”
….yet I still tumbl at work! go figure
ok. this is awesome. so awesome!
lost fart
Ive had serious stomach pains since 7 45 this am, the kind where you want to be fetal and nothing else. no gas has passed. lost fart.