the tomato gradient
is maybe my fave picture of all time.
Oct 2nd
omg
floatingheat: What fibre giveth (bulk, gas) fibre taketh away (the entire contents of my intestines...
Oct 2nd
oh, yeah.
things I thought today: 1. the english lang. doesn’t have enough lower case j’s. 2. I...
Sep 30th
dear god
you forgot to download mad men!
Sep 29th
a new job
my alarm time gets earlier by a half hour each morning. I haven’t bm’ed in two days. ...
Sep 23rd
amaninthemaking:
plainoljane:
Dude. I’m fucking sick. If I have the Swine Flu, I am NOT missing...
Sep 20th
three
number of shoes N has stepped in dog poo with and subsequently thrown away.
Sep 20th
last day
of old job. going to go tits out to dinner tonight where wine will be consumed and parmigiana of...
Sep 20th
her
floatingheat: so they hired me back. but they also hired another girl. two of us. I haven’t met...
Sep 20th
things I like
sleeping in until 8 30 and waking up to a drinkably hot cup of earl gray. I have a head cold...
Sep 18th
Listen
if your name rhymes with blowee or chevor you MUST listen to this
Sep 18th
cooler temperatures
justafrog: Pantyhose have not made any advances in the last 60 years. This is because there are no...
Sep 17th
who’ll be my role model
now that my role model is...
Sep 16th
at least now
I won’t fake illness to get out of an xmas party.
Sep 16th
a little echo and the bunnyman (men?)
goes a long way.
Sep 16th
just you wait. not even thirty days away. better find your...
Sep 16th
not going to lie, I love it.
Sep 16th
omg!
should I start wearing spankx?
Sep 15th
The vmas are on, she said.
I know, I thought. But I don’t have cable and I’m not 15.
Sep 14th
want to hear a story?
it’s about strong Belgian beer and all bran. it has a shitty ending.
Sep 13th
Watch
someone needs to remix this so I can get my swerve on to it.
Sep 13th
soft bread
one dumb dog and a peanut butter sandwich.
Sep 12th
I got the job!
and the man just said, “Baby hit that roach. I’ll take care of you.”
Sep 12th
and so
what a marlene of a day! interview fail, get rear ended on the way to the grocery store (totally...
Sep 11th
cock (teased)
amaninthemaking: itstimetogethelp: ok. I get it. I’m not employable. Ample cleavage but a...
Sep 11th
Watch
and I can dance to this, but it’s an a side cliche…
Sep 11th
cock (teased)
ok. I get it. I’m not employable. Ample cleavage but a wedding band. Bachelors of Fine Art...
Sep 11th
bape:
Skanky looking chick walking in front of me is pounding back a molson coldshot while stumbling...
Sep 11th
thepublics:
reading makes a country great
the little brown...
Sep 11th
good golly ms molly
so close and still so far away (I’m talking about the thai take out) though it would be a...
Sep 10th
Watch
omg.
Sep 9th
totally
If I were to have my way, and do one burlesque performance in my life (boudoir stylees, not goth) I...
Sep 9th
Watch
bone bone bone bone, bone, bone……
Sep 8th
to the vet to the vet
everything you own in the car to the vet shots, going to get the balls chopped off in a month,...
Sep 8th
oh yeah
tried to take the kids to trout lake but some sort of shitty mc contest was being held and I...
Sep 8th
I know a "cutter"
floatingheat: itstimetogethelp: and it freaks me right the fuck out when she walks into the room,...
Sep 7th
I know a "cutter"
and it freaks me right the fuck out when she walks into the room, wrists bandaged, after a text...
Sep 6th
Watch
I hear Kate Moss talk…
she talks to me about living in a dorm and doing meth for fun.
Sep 6th
this particular hangover.....
is accompanied by a desire to eat, yet inability to consume anything thicker than water. flashes of...
Sep 5th
Watch
first day, first few hours, second dog.
ignore my baby talk.
Sep 5th
where have YOU been?
oh you know, interviewing, ironing, doping, lasagna-ing, teaing (though not teabagging), thinking of...
Sep 5th
dogish
im feeling dogish. wish me luck!
Sep 2nd