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8 July 09

I have unlearned

everything I previously learned about not getting high every night
Posted: 7:16 PM

ruh roh

the enchiladas were too spicy

now I need a smoke.

walk walk walk the dog.

Posted: 8:14 AM

but but

it was merely a bss lyric.  lyrics are the hallmarks of the under twenty somethings.  therefore, by the transitive property…oh wait.  non.
Posted: 8:14 AM
I feel like this.  only colder.
I feel like this.  only colder.
7 July 09
grow old and do some shit
grow old and do some shit
Posted: 9:27 PM

you're high

I’m not.

Party’s over.

Posted: 5:58 PM

no, I'm not wrong

that clip w/ his daughter is wrong.  gross.  puke.  blech.

no longer hungover, but rather in heat.  we’ll see where this leads.

6 July 09

still hungover

floatingheat:

That line is a keeper.

also- I do believe we made a good team that night

itstimetogethelp:

you bet I am.

Interview today at 1 30.  Look alive!

Currently eating: turkey and gruyere melted on toast with a sizeable amount of mayo and mustard.

I thought it was funny when the buttoned up dr.’s wife said, “close the curtain.  if I see the sun come up, I’m going to want to stop drinking…”

true.

oh that night and every night, my darling.  I think I just sobered up.  If you’re interested, we’re having a housewarming the 18th.  Much of the same.

Reblogged: floatingheat

Posted: 4:08 PM

she says she says

” This place is a stuffy, hot prison; one in which my sentence has been increased by an hour because I was late. I have gotten about an hours worth of work done all day. If I had the energy, I’d be sobbing.”

Why can’t I stop laughing?

Posted: 3:08 PM

interviewed

he wore a hat indoors

and checked out my legs.

good afternoon, thanks for calling _______ how can I help you?

what makes you different?

I’m mature, reliable and have a sense of humour.  I’ll also promise to wear a v neck two times a week.

hired!

I wish.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh